10 WORST Ways to Thank an EHS Professional This Thanksgiving

In keeping with the spirit of the season, each year at this time we post a fun list of the top ways to thank EHS and safety professionals for all the hard work they do throughout the year. This year, we decided to mix it up a little and share the 10 WORST Ways to Thank a Safety Professional This Thanksgiving. You can download and print it here. 

Stay safe everyone, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

The 10 WORST Ways to Thanks and EHS Professional This Thanksgiving.

  1. Don’t tell them about the hazards you encounter; instead, report all your near misses directly to the CEO.
  2. Hide their clipboard and retractable belt key chain thingy.
  3. Fill out all of your safety reports, but don’t turn them in until Thanksgiving 2016.
  4. Use the safety data sheets to make paper airplanes.
  5. Steal the CPR training dummy so you can drive in the HOV car pool lanes.
  6. Live Tweet and post to Facebook everything they say during the morning safety talk with the hashtag #safetyfail
  7. Use their hardhat as a chip bowl in the employee lounge.
  8. Every couple of weeks, pay EMTs to pull up to the facility in their ambulance with their lights on and knock on the door, asking, “Is everything all right?”
  9. Two words: Forklift Jousting
  10. Suffer a serious workplace injury on their watch. That will ruin everybody’s holiday.